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6 - 21 NOVEMBER 2009

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Set in Sarajevo, the sugar-sweet quartet from Sweden, the icy-boy band from Russia and the disturbingly out-of-tune duet from the United Kingdom are all part of an international musical cocktail served up with all the colour, tackiness and political agendas of the real Eurovision Song Contest.

This stage show is a battle between 12 countries for top honours - the audience vote will decide the winner!

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Directed by Geoff Anderson

Choreographed by Kelly Webster

 

 

Tickets go on sale 5 October 2009 at TicketDirect Tasman

Phone 0800 224 224

 

Ticket Prices

Dinner Nights: $60pp or $330 table of six

Dessert Nights: $40pp or $210 table of six

(Dessert nights are 9th, 10th 17th Nov)

 

Book, Music and Lyrics by

CRAIG CHRISTIE and ANDREW PATTERSON

By arrangement with Hal Leonard Australia Pty Ltd

 

 

 Here is some info about our Eurobeat performers to whet your appetite……


ITALY - VESUVIA VERSACE
Vesuvia Versace has come a long way from the little Ligurian town of Bocco to be representing Italy - approximately 461 km in fact which involved a skateboard, two trains, three buses and a donkey drawn cart. Back home her lively interpretations of liturgical classics have been a wonder for church choirs throughout much of her native province. Happily for the world of contemporary pop music her efforts to become a nun have been discouraged by every convent she has approached - the wise Mother Superiors understand perhaps better than Vesuvia that talent like hers is a gift from rather than for Our Good Lord. This is evidenced by the number of people who have been known to mutter “Oh God!” as soon as she starts singing. We are sure you will understand and share their reaction.
 

ESTONIA – TOOMAS JERKER & THE STONE HARD BOYS
Estonia is represented by former pop star Toomas Jerker, famous throughout Eastern Europe for his rise to the top after a troubled early life where he was jailed in the 1990s for running an illegal Liza Minnelli fan club. He takes song writing to new eye watering levels. For Eurovision he teams up with backing group The Stone Hard Boys to create an entertainment ensemble that will make you laugh so hard your cheeks will bounce sideways and whack your neighbour.
 

ICELAND – GERT GROLLMERSDETTER
Iceland declined to offer any biographical information about this year’s entrant Gert Grollmersdetter but she was insistent that there be no reference made to her past career as a children's clown.
 

UNITED KINGDOM - RAINE & SHINER
If ever an act was poised to rekindle the excitement of the British invasion of the 1960s it is the new pop sensation Raine & Shiner who are comprised of the delectable Hattie Windsor-Raine and the remarkable Stevie Shiner. This fabulously exciting duo were well loved in their local Blackpool, entertaining summer holidaymakers on the pier until they were discovered (and none too soon for a British public so desperate to erase the humiliation of recent Eurovision debacles) by entrepreneur Harvey Titshall, the man who is responsible for the recent hugely successful comeback of Sha and Ron Stone (of ‘We Do It’ fame). Raine & Shiner are going to use this year’s Eurovision Song Contest to blast themselves into orbit. We wait with anticipation!
 

RUSSIA – KG BOIZ
The KG Boiz are part of the exciting new wave of contemporary artists that are thrilling music lovers from Siberia to the Carpathian mountains in modern Russia. Their tight harmonies and innovative dance moves have earned them a reputation as an exciting live act. Their recent appearance in the Vishnevka music festival alongside Western superstars The Village People broke attendance records for any cultural event in that city. These cutting edge dudes are totally in the house and plan to shake up Eurovision with their funkalicious performance. Anyone who accuses them of being derivative of American pop culture are, to quote band member Boris ‘Puff Blini’ Novgarov, “totally vack”.
 

HUNGARY – THE MOLNAR SISTERS
The Molnar Sisters, Magda, Mona and Monchka, had their first public performance in 1973 when they were 16, as part of the annual Blessing of the Svansky Festival in their home town of Litka. After being discovered by one of Hungary’s major music managers, The Molnar Sisters toured regional Hungary before making their national debut at the Vigszinház in Budapest. Shortly after this Magda Molnar chose to leave the group to pursue a highly unsuccessful solo career, to be replaced by Sili Mihály. The new look trio played to sell out crowds in Malta, Switzerland and Bulgaria. After many years on the club circuit, Sili Mihály left in 2001 to become a pro-am pantomime performer and was replaced by original member Magda Molnar (then aged 44). Unfortunately in the weeks leading up to Eurovision the rigorous touring schedule took its toll and she sadly had to withdraw, being replaced by sprightly Etzigame Toous.
 

IRELAND – RONAN CORR
Ronan Corr was the last child born to that well known Irish musical family. While his brother and sisters went on to achieve moderate success in their own band, Ronan took a more low key path, performing at weddings, funerals, twenty-firsts, Christmas parties and church fetes – anything really that provided some much needed Irish pounds. He was discovered by a potato gnashing, beer swilling talent scout and after an appearance on Ireland’s “You’ve Got Talent Hidden Somewhere” he became the obvious choice to continue Ireland’s proud Eurovision tradition.

GREECE - PERSEPHONE
Like her namesake from Greek mythology, the artist known only as Persephone [Per-se-fo-nee] is a creature of both light and dark. Did she rise like Venus from a scallop shell with the ocean foaming around her knees? Was she a princess abandoned on a Greek island to be raised by humble goatherds? Could she be a spy in the international house of love? The truth of the matter is that she was born to a family of fishmongers and studied to be a secretary in Athens. It was an unexpected win at a karaoke competition on Mykonos that propelled her into the glamorous role of representing Greece in this year's event. First prize was in fact to become the Greek representative, an honour that intimidated many of the country's better known performing artists. Persephone's naďveté and humility are qualities she might convince the more gullible of her audience members to believe in but few could ignore the passionate temptress that lays simmering underneath the surface of her innocent exterior. Prepare to be astounded!
 

LIECHTENSTEIN - NEPOTISM
Formed in Plonken, Liechtenstein during 1998, Nepotism are a post industrial, post post modernist group influenced by Devo, Kraftwerk, and Karlheinz Stockhausen. At the beginning of their career they played many impromptu shows outside the Liechtenstein National Museum in Vaduz, where they came to the attention of visiting Jamaican conceptual artist Suizele Narcotic, earning themselves a slot on her 2001 world tour. Since then they have captured the hearts and imaginations of the inhabitants of their vibrant little principality through such musical excursions as their exciting cover version of the alternative underground classic ‘I’ve Lost My Home’ which was a local number one record earlier this year.
 

SWEDEN – AVLA
The AVLA story began in 2002, when yodeling duo Sven and Alcie Olaf met ice-skaters Lars and Ana Dunsell on a Swedish reality show. The pairs decided to experiment and by the end of the second episode AVLA was born. AVLA would like to dedicate their Eurovision performance to their mentor Cate Haedönslav, who taught them that dreams could come true (and never underestimate the importance of sequins).
 

GERMANY — HERBERT GONEMEYER JNR
Herbert Gonemeyer Jnr first came to prominence not as an artist in the field of popular music but as a fiery competitor and national representative in the sporting arena. However, after a ‘shining white light in the distance’ moment, his path changed direction as quickly as a bee shot from a gun. A true believer in multi-tasking, although perhaps not all that successfully, Herbert lists his musical influences as Justin Timberlake, Doris Day and Ironmaiden; one can see a little of all that in his performance.
 

FRANCE – ESTELLE LACROIX
Estelle Lacroix is a household name in 22 Rue de St Jaques, Niems, which is where she lives with her parents and her cat, Bordeaux. The glamorous Estelle LaCroix lists her hobbies as eating, grocery shopping and cutting out those Save-A-Euro coupons in the local paper. Estelle became famous in her street for carol singing at Christmas in ceremonial chant like style while the turkey was being carved, a ritual that she believes pays homage to the great gobbler who sacrificed its life to feed the masses around the world. Her passion for music is matched only by her passion for French cuisine so it is no surprise that she wrote the lyrics for France‘s entry. Estelle vehemently denies that it is actually a shopping list.

 


 


 

 

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